Buckle up. This runway is a bitch.
Of all the news outlets, porn sites, and shopping carts you could have been surfing today, you chose to be here. You have made an excellent choice. Here you will learn about the product of Chinatown – me. The journey you will be embarking is mostly nonsensical and sprinkled with a bit of wisdom, humility, and life ingenuity. Get ready to explore the wide sporadic spectrum of my life and perspective.
I am extremely proud and honored to have received these amazing awards. They mean a lot to my involving team and myself.